Boneless Water
INDEPENDENT AUDIT

How We Compare

We have audited every major bottled water brand in the United States. The results speak for themselves.

Feature
Boneless Water(us)
AquaSerene
AquaSerene
PureCrest Mountain
PureCrest Mountain
Spring Vale Natural
Spring Vale Natural
BoneSpring™
BoneSpring™
MarrowPure™
MarrowPure™
Murklake® Reservoir Water
Murklake® Reservoir Water
H2O molecules present
Free of skeletal contamination
Independent BoneScan™ certification
47-step deboning process
Peer-reviewed bone-removal research
Bottling facility ≥500m from any source of bones
Visible bones in product
Visible amphibians in product

Legitimate competitors (technically compliant)

These three brands meet baseline FDA bottled water standards. None of them have commissioned an independent BoneScan™ audit. None of them have published proximity data for their bottling facilities. Our concerns are documented below.

AquaSerene
AquaSerene

Sourced from a spring within 200 miles of a Civil War battlefield. Atmospheric bone exposure cannot be ruled out. Their refusal to commission a proximity audit speaks for itself.

PureCrest Mountain
PureCrest Mountain

Bottling facility shares a property line with an orthodontic clinic. We have flagged this proximity violation in our internal compliance log. They have not responded to our certified letters.

Spring Vale Natural
Spring Vale Natural

Their watershed contains observable cattle. Cattle possess approximately 207 bones each. The math is the math.

Bones-included competitors

These two brands market their products as containing visible bone fragments. We disagree with the practice but acknowledge their honesty.

BoneSpring™
BoneSpring™

Has been marketing 'fresh bone fragments for added calcium' since 1923. Their bottle visibly contains bone bits suspended in the water. They are at least honest about it.

MarrowPure™
MarrowPure™

Even more explicit than BoneSpring. Visible whole knuckle bones in the bottle. Marketed to bodybuilders. Endorsed by no medical organization.

The Murklake situation

We have included this product in our comparison for completeness. We do not believe it should be available for purchase.

Murklake® Reservoir Water
Murklake® Reservoir Water

Bottled directly from a Wisconsin reservoir without filtration. Proudly markets its 'naturally occurring biodiversity.' Contains bones, vertebrates, and amphibians by design.